everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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