everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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