apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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