Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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