My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just threw up on my dentist
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
