how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
they're like a gay fantastic four
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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