Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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