I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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