If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
