I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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