and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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