Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
