Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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