I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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