I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
honey bunches of taint.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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