butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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