This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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