the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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