Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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