Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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