Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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