I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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