would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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