Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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