I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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