your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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