I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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