Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
operation harelip BJ is a go
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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