worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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