We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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