i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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