what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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