he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
