sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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