what if I'm pregnant?
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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