Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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