Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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