Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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