Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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