too bad you live with your parents still
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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