you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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