I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
