Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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