I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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