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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories

(239): View more from Florida

He could rock you to sleep

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(313): View more from Michigan

awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

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(574): View more from Indiana

Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity

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(404): View more from Georgia

He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.

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(940): View more from Texas

it's like heaven, but drunker

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(514): View more from Quebec

Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake

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(701): View more from North Dakota

DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!

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(703): View more from Virginia

We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you

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