What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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