So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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