Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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