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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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