So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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