I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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