He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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