This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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