I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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