i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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