i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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